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After intense discussion with my life partners poodle during which fluffles consensually mounted my leg. I have come to a firm determination to over throw the oppressors of Walgreens after they have repeatedly refused to provide strawberry ky jelly to the oppressed proletariat, in the form of myself. I have repeatedly and shrilly informed them at length about my needs but they insist on only stocking blueberry or pineapple and both trigger my allergies. This is clear oppression since i have a right to enjoy butt secs in the flavour of my choice.
In addition, Walgreens have consistently refused to use my proper pronouns even though i supplied them with a complete & detailed list on both sides of a laminated A4 sheet.
The store manager is a nazee because hes white & bald.
I have informed Walgreens HR department but they are basically Trump supporters which are basically fascists, basically.
My list of demands:
1.Redistribution of strawberry ky to the proletariat.
2.The abolishment of all lines at Starbucks.
3.Avocado toast must be provided in all safety rooms.
4.Absolute equality for all, especially on the subject of cleaning up poodle shit.
5.Mandatory soy enemas.
6.The complete dismantling of the patriarchy.
If these demands are not met by Monday i will have no choice but to begin the glorious revolution beginning with Walgreens. My life partner fully supports my decision and promises to try and go on without me.
Good bye gommrades, gommunizm wiil wine!